What is an elegant woman? An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and who has no hair under her arms!

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

I do not take drugs. I am drugs.
Salvador Dali

(rerun, honoring the approaching Valentine’s)

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