Poultry Charter

1. All avian must obey the Charter (unless they are supermighty)

2. All avian have a full sovereignty of their habitat (if supermighty agrees)

3. All avian must try to settle their differences by peaceful means, must avoid using force or threatening to use force (unless they are supermighty)

4. In case of a conflict, United Poultry platoon will impose and keep peace all around the habitats and develop friendly relations between conflict involved birds

John’s simplification of the United Poultry Charter

1. John is always right
2. If John is not right, look at the number 1