United Nations Day
UN birthday
Published: 25/10/2006Posted in: UNITED POULTRY
Vladimir
Tesla
Published: 26/04/2006Posted in: UNITED POULTRY
This year we celebrate 150 years of great Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla’s birth.
“Well, Nikola Tesla invented flourescent light. Without him we wouldn’t have Alternating Current, radio, television, X-ray technology, induction motors, particle beams, lasers… None of that wouldn’t even exist if it were not for him… Tesla was a true genious. If we would’ve pay more attention to his ideas, the world would be a much better place. We’d have free mass communication, free transportation, free energy for everyone. That’s why they discredited him in the end.”
Jack, White Stripes from Jim Jarmush’s “Coffee and Cigarettes”
Poultry Platoon
Published: 19/10/2005Posted in: UNITED POULTRY
Name: John
A.K.A: Supermighty John
Latin: Leucocephalus Tabula Raza
Rank: Sergeant
Diet: Burgers and soda
Habitat: Vast and proud territories of North America
Behavior: Primarily dominating, physically terminating, despise old eurotrash, red curse and chickens, specially male ones.
Name: Francois
A.K.A: Male chicken
Latin: Gallus hedonicus
Rank: Soldier
Diet: Cheese, wine and… chicks
Habitat: Southwestern Europe
Behavior: Strongly hedonistic, playboy, proud of his history and tradition, avoids violent conflicts, anti-supermighty, shares united habitats with Hans
Name: Hans
A.K.A: Superego
Latin: Überavis
Rank: Doctor… for body and mind
Diet: Wurst and lager
Habitat: Continental and northern Europe
Behavior: Extremely analytical and precise. Convinced that he’s the MVP, yet, for some reason, not shouting about it. Sharing the same feeling with Francois about the supermighty, but subconsciously feel deep attraction to it… him.
Name: Vladimir
A.K.A: Spongy
Latin: Bicephalus liquidus
Rank: Soldier
Diet: Vodka and other %s
Habitat: Eastern Europe
Behavior: Magnetic attraction to alcohol, yet, capable of groundbreaking physical and intellectual achievements. When sober. Rarely.
Other Characters
Name: Ping and Pong
A.K.A: “Coldblooded Beasts”
Latin: Pinguis et Ponguis
Diet: Fish and (Smirnoff) Ice … on rocks
Habitat: Disappearing ice of southern hemisphere
Behaviour: Usually friendly and harmless creatures, but since their motherland has started melting away and they are forced to look for a new habitat, they seek for revenge against the polluters in a quite aggressive and militaristic manner… sort of…