United Nations Day
This year in May we celebrate 150th anniversary of the birth of Sigmund Freud “the father of psychoanalysis”. It is well known, according to him, what is THE reason for all the psyhological traumas! That’s why I had to bring up, one more time, already published, “Psyhoanalysis”.
America is a mistake, admittedly a gigantic mistake, but a mistake nevertheless.
The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.
A.K.A: Supermighty John
Latin: Leucocephalus Tabula Raza
Diet: Burgers and soda
Habitat: Vast and proud territories of North America
Behavior: Primarily dominating, physically terminating, despise old eurotrash, red curse and chickens, specially male ones.
A.K.A: Male chicken
Latin: Gallus hedonicus
Diet: Cheese, wine and… chicks
Habitat: Southwestern Europe
Behavior: Strongly hedonistic, playboy, proud of his history and tradition, avoids violent conflicts, anti-supermighty, shares united habitats with Hans
Rank: Doctor… for body and mind
Diet: Wurst and lager
Habitat: Continental and northern Europe
Behavior: Extremely analytical and precise. Convinced that he’s the MVP, yet, for some reason, not shouting about it. Sharing the same feeling with Francois about the supermighty, but subconsciously feel deep attraction to it… him.
Latin: Bicephalus liquidus
Diet: Vodka and other %s
Habitat: Eastern Europe
Behavior: Magnetic attraction to alcohol, yet, capable of groundbreaking physical and intellectual achievements. When sober. Rarely.
Name: Ping and Pong
A.K.A: “Coldblooded Beasts”
Latin: Pinguis et Ponguis
Diet: Fish and (Smirnoff) Ice … on rocks
Habitat: Disappearing ice of southern hemisphere
Behaviour: Usually friendly and harmless creatures, but since their motherland has started melting away and they are forced to look for a new habitat, they seek for revenge against the polluters in a quite aggressive and militaristic manner… sort of…