Category: UNITED POULTRY

United Poultry sign off

I had been drawing United Poultry comics for almost 2 years, and for various reasons stopped 2 years ago.  At this point I am not planning to continue to work more on the comics in this form, but there might be something slightly different in the future. In the meantime, if you are new to the Poultry, you can read the existing strips starting with the character description.

Quotes VI

"We'll follow terrorists everywhere. Should we catch them in a shithouse, we'll kill them in a shithouse." "Russia doesn't negotiate with terrorists. It destroys them." Vladimir Putin "Nemtsov, what are you doing hanging around doing nothing as usual? Go and get yourself a gun." Boris Yeltsin

Quotes II

What is an elegant woman? An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and who has no hair under her arms! The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. I do not take drugs. I am drugs. Salvador Dali (rerun, honoring the approaching Valentine's)

Quotes VIII

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to an American. May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. General Patton

A day in life of Poultry platoon

The Poultry United is a peacekeeping platoon whose main mission is to cease or prevent conflicts among birds all around the globe. Their missions include 1978 prevention of the genocide of the pink flamingos that was planned by Fredonnement Rouge, the notorious rebel hummingbirds and dislocation of the 500 000 Transylvanian emus from the captivity of the cold-blooded common sparrows. Those are not easy tasks. They require everyday discipline, physical drill, rapid cognition training, flawless lines of communication and attractive chicks. For after hours. Our main protagonists are John, Francois, Hans and Vladimir, but they are not the

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